if you think nude shorts is new think again
I hear some well-meaning people are objecting to the adjective “nude” as a colour and maybe they have a point. It does kind of constitute the opposite of that other famous “n” word.
But let’s not get into that here. If we took Jane Russell’s advice in this song then the world would definitely be a better place and people who declared their love for each other wouldn’t be imprisoned.
So enjoy the philosophy, enjoy the view and remember if you hold on to that dated garment long enough it will be back in fashion.